Just for a Laugh.. Kitikitext

As I was browsing random websites I ran across a site where in it posted a collection of popular text messages..

These texts made me smile and laugh for a while atleast.. it helps to release stress and boredom..

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"The word "miss" is also part of the word "love". So, when someone says, "I miss you!" it also means that they love you! Now, why did I text you? Simply because… may load ako."
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"Kapag masaya ka, masaya rin ako! Kapag bad trip ka, bad trip din ako! Kapag malungkot ka, malungkot din ako! Kapag nasasaktan ka, nasasaktan din ako! Bakit?! Wala lang! Coincidence. "
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"Why do cows get pikon after being milked? Kahit sino naman eh! Ikaw na ang gisingin ng 4:00AM, lamasin yung dede mo ng 2 hours, tapos, hindi ka naman pala isesex! Nakakapikon, di ba? =) "
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"Mister: Kapag namatay ka, isusulat ko sa nitso mo, "Malamig nung buhay, mas malamig nung namatay." Misis: Ah, ganon ha! Sa nitso mo naman, ilalagay ko, "Sa wakas, tumigas din!" =)"
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"Masaya kapag maraming friends! Tawanan, kantsawan, gimik, trippings. Saya, di ba? Minsan nga, naiisip ko, bakit kailangan pang magboyfriend e nandyan naman kayo? Walang cool-off. Walang split! Yun nga lang, walang ka-sex! hehehe. "
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"Kapag may kaaway ka, kahit sobrang dami pa nila, kahit mas malaki pa sila sa akin, tawagin mo ako at babalikan natin sila. Hihingi tayo ng sorry. =) "

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"When things go wrong, when everything you've tried didn't work out, when all else fails, and you feel things hanging… Control+Alt+Del… restart mo na yan! "

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